your anger towards me is a reflection of you. I will never take on your anger or let it affect me.
They told me I could be anything so I dropped out of college and got fired from all my vanilla jobs due to debilitating mental illness and became a nude therapist who is great at multitasking by listening to straight men’s “problems” while also dancing at the same time 🙃
If this isn’t fucking me, oh my goodness.
Though I may seem at times somewhat distant from you, through the gray mist of my own moods, I am never far; my thoughts always circle around you.
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What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?
A πthon
I want this in my tombstone